tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59562350504994248072024-03-14T07:52:54.882-07:00Emily JaneEmily Janehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12421789141851528449noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5956235050499424807.post-11717820745399067732010-02-20T17:47:00.000-08:002010-02-20T17:49:45.847-08:00ok so now...now that Emily hasn't posted in forever, I, Kelly, will be taking over except one problem. i can't change any of the settings. so i'll just post now and again. *p.s. she actually forgot about her blog so that's why.kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09682232976734142325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5956235050499424807.post-73752199867278638952009-04-19T10:37:00.000-07:002009-04-19T10:46:42.603-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLWdEe_t2aydJWgKfNKCCKrNVmYLfkldeNIHhCuTHzT4CUXZwe7NAkG34i1QCosVdc2MNxzadDMOXiRSn7nxcY_RoZsY854wAHsM1Ki-3reU7Be9e2SUeONn18wxq0I5EWPadU1Jp-q5Y/s1600-h/funny-pictures-horse-in-car.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 308px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLWdEe_t2aydJWgKfNKCCKrNVmYLfkldeNIHhCuTHzT4CUXZwe7NAkG34i1QCosVdc2MNxzadDMOXiRSn7nxcY_RoZsY854wAHsM1Ki-3reU7Be9e2SUeONn18wxq0I5EWPadU1Jp-q5Y/s400/funny-pictures-horse-in-car.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326460361868368770" /></a><br />sorry to not have posted in a long time. here's something funny.<div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div></div>kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09682232976734142325noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5956235050499424807.post-9032934667604638752008-03-28T18:39:00.000-07:002008-05-22T17:59:20.727-07:0042 ways to drive your parents INSANE !!!!<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:78%;"><span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">1. Follow them around the house everywhere... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">2. Moo when they say your name...</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">3. Run into walls... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"...</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">10. Do what they actually tell you... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">13. At everything they say yell, Liar... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">14. Try to swim in the floor... 15. Tap on their door all night... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">16.Pretend to have amnesia... 17.Say everything backwards... 18.Give yourself a swirly... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">23.Run in circles... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">24.Recite a whole movie 3 times... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">25.Pretend to beat yourself up... </span></span></strong></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">26.Slither everywhere... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">29.Super glue your finger up your nose... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">30.Talk to a pen... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">32.Try and climb the wall... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">37.Eat your hair... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">39.Eat anything obviously not edible... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"... </span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br /></span></span><strong><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...</span></span> </strong></span></span>Emily Janehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12421789141851528449noreply@blogger.com3